The You Have To Laugh Tag

I haven't done a tag for a while, so what better than to do a bit of a tongue & cheek, the real truth about parenting tag from You Have To Laugh. Thank you Erica for the tag!

1) Fill in the gap: Before I had children I never …..
Oh there's too many to list!
 ..hid chocolate all over the house
..woke up before 7am
...willing stuck my hand in a suspectedly poopy nappy
2) What is the most annoying toy that your child owns or has owned and why?
I don't really tend to get annoyed by toys if I'm honest. I have this superpower where I can just block the noises (it works with tv shows too!) Sorry to disappoint!
3) Would you rather be covered in poo or covered in puke?
Poo!! Always always. Vomit is just horrendous. Especially when it clearly has chunks of food in it. But poop is just poop. When you have a baby, it sort of comes with the territory! 
4) Is Peppa Pig more annoying than Postman Pat is bad at his job? Discuss.
Postman Pat is a terrible postman! I swear he's got worse as he's got older, maybe it's about time he retires! It takes him an entire day and a ton of vehicles to deliver one piece of mail. I actually like Peppa Pig!
5) What time constitutes a lie-in in your house now and how does this compare to your pre-child days?
9am is generally the maximum. And that only ever happens if I put Youtube Kids on my phone while being half asleep. Oh maaaan..the lie ins I used to have before children. I'd never wake up until atleast after lunch!
6) What is your favourite swear word or swear word combo and when was the last time you used it?
Unless I'm in a full blown argument, I don't tend to use real swearwords anymore! Nowadays I tend to use this classic English stereotype mild swearwords such as 'Bugger Off', 'Bloody Hell' or 'Bollocks'! 
7) Tell us your worst ever nappy or potty training experience.
Before I had a little boy, I always thought it'd be so much worse changing a boys nappy, for the fear of them weeing in your face. Lucky that hasn't happened to me yet. But I have had a poo glove & sleeve! Uggghhh.
8) There is no electricity and won’t be for the next week. NONE. After eating the contents of the freezer (assuming you have a gas cooker) what the hell do you do with yourself?
Sleep.
9) If you didn’t need the money and didn’t have a little one what would you spend your days doing?
Same as above. Not really. I'd travel the world, eat what I wanted, nap a lot and be my own boss! (I don't think they'd all work well together though!)
10) If squirrels ruled the world, what do you think would be the advantages and disadvantages?
I don't like nuts. Haha.
If we all lived in these epic treehouses, that'd be amazing! But I wouldn't want it to turn into a sort of 'Planet Of The Squirrels' type scenario. 
11) If you could have anyone round for dinner, alive or dead, which 3 people would you choose? (NB – If you pick a dead person they would be alive during dinner – you wouldn’t just be dining with a corpse. That would be creepy)
Seth Rogen, Will Smith & Miranda Hart. I have no idea, that's a totally random off the top of my head suggestion. But it'd probably be hilarious!! 

Now I'm adding one of mine own questions!
12) What is your favourite, go to joke? 
Mine's:  "My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

I'm going to tag;


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